New Name, New Game.


Time for a change.

A lot of things have changed sense I launched What to Eat When You Can’t Eat Anything.  Namely, I’m pregnant!  I also quit my full time job as a Middle school Home Economics Teacher, moved to Utah for my husband’s new job and plan on being a stay at home mom from now on.  At the time of this sites conception I needed an outlet for all my health restrictions and I was trying to create a resource for other women with my similar struggles.  These sudden and drastic life changes have called for a change in my blogging as well.  I have felt the urge to broaden the scope of my blog, and frankly create a shorter, more memorable website domain(am I right?!).  I mean, I love “What to eat when you can’t eat anything,” but I don’t just want to write about food anymore, and I REALLY don’t want to be out of breath every time I talk about my site!  I’ll still be writing about health and posting helpful recipes, I’m just broadening the scope to topics related to pregnancy, motherhood and minimalist living.  All while maintaining a naturally crunchy lifestyle.

So buckle up!  It’s going to be a fun adventure!


The “Ostrich” in the room

Part 2: The Ostracizing Diet


So we’ve already accepted eating differently makes us feel ostracized sometimes.  People just don’t get us.  They don’t understand how to cook for us.  They think our eating habits are a ridiculous choice to make their lives more miserable every time we come for a visit. Some people even believe it’s just a way to be a little snooty or stuck up. Like, “My food is better than yours” sort of mindset.

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Vegan Mexican Quinoa Bowls


Ever have those days where you just need a comfort food?  Something quick and easy that you don’t have to put any effort into?  This is one of these recipes.  Once you get the basics down, it’s super easy to modify and add/subtract any of your favorite veggies!


I love having this after a long day at work.  It generally only takes a few minutes to make, and has the husby smiling from ear to ear in no time!  I mean who doesn’t love avacados?!  Their a comfort food in and of themselves!  I could sit around with an avacado and some flax crackers and be perfectly content.  ( I do!)


This is one of my favorite dinners because it’s one of those “comfort foods”  that you can really feel good about sinking your teeth into!  All the comfort, minus all that guilt!


Quinoa Bowls
1 cup quinoa
1 3/4 cups vegetable broth
1 (4 oz) can diced green chiles
1/2 cup diced red bell pepper
2 tsp minced garlic
1 (14 oz) can black beans, rinsed and drained
1 cup edemame
Salt and pepper

Avocado Sauce
4 ripe avocados, halved and scooped out
1 tsp garlic
1 tsp fresh lime juice
1 Tbsp minced cilantro
2 small roma tomatoes, diced
1/4 tsp to about 1/2 tsp salt (start with 1/4 and if it needs more add more)
1/4 tsp black pepper

1.  Combine the broth, bouillon, quinoa, green chiles, red bell pepper and garlic in a pot.
2.  Cover and cook on HIGH for 10 minutes or until all the broth is absorbed.  Remove lid and fluff with a fork.  Salt and pepper to taste.  Add beans and edemame.
3.  In a bowl, combine the avocado, garlic, oil, lime juice and cilantro.  Using a fork or potato masher, mash the avocado mixture until creamy.  Add in tomatoes and salt and pepper.
4.  Spoon quinoa into bowls and top with a generous portion of the avocados.  Enjoy!



The “Ostracizing” Diet

This short youtube comedy sketch is one that the husby and I rather enjoy.  It feels so relatable because even though we are “Julian” in this sketch, we understand that an outsider feels just like “Donavon.”  All these “local,” “fair trade,” “cage-free” options can seem a bit ridiculous to people, but so do the allergies and the legitimate health concerns sometimes.

Wow I could never do that!

What do you eat?!

That would be so hard!

I would die!

I’m so glad I don’t have that.  Without [insert dietary restriction here] I’d go crazy!

If you’re like me, you hear at least one, if not more than one of these phrases within your typical weekly routine.  Eating differently can be quite ostracizing in today’s society.  We are part of a large society that puts food and social/cultural activities hand in hand.  Especially in America.  Going to a wedding?  What food are they serving?  How big is the cake?  Football game?  Let’s all sit around watching it together and eat junk food.  2 year old Birthday party? You know you’re kid won’t be eating ONLY cake and ice cream.  Want people to come help out at the local service project?  Provide refreshments.

It’s our own fault, we have trained ourselves just like Pavlov’s dogs.  You might think that’s a bit harsh, but just think about it.  Any standard activity, we expect food to be served.  We sometimes even judge the success of a particular event by how many people attended, what they thought of the food, and how much of particular food items were eaten.

What happened?  When did we stop being able to get together just to enjoy each other’s company and not the food that encompasses the visit?

The more I thought about this, the more I realized this is a pattern that can be seen far back into the history of man.  Food for many years was seen as being financially stable.  If one could afford to feed others, they were proving they were well-off.  As time progressed, and wealth became more spread out, we just continued the tradition of eating at every event.  The more we threw parties with food, the more American food industries changed the way they marketed their food.

Food industries started telling us, “Why would you bake a homemade cake from scratch for your kids birthday when you could just buy one instead?  It’ll look fantastic, and you’ll impress your guests!  Nobody will be the wiser!”  On the outside maybe nobody can tell the difference, but our bodies do.  Our bodies crave the complex sugars and fibers in homemade and natural foods.  All those processed sugars are not good for our bodies, and should be very limited when we consider how much of them to ingest.

As a society, we’ve grown up in this culture were foods are laced with sugar, and everything is made from a box, or ordered at a restaurants.  We’re used to eating meats and cheeses several times a day, and sugar treats that should really only be enjoyed on special occasions or for after dinner, we’re eating as our “snacks.” Candy bars, chips, soda – all things that are high in sugar, and turn on the same parts of our brains as cocaine or heroine.

So with a society so used to these fatty, sugary, and unhealthy foods, it’s no wonder they can’t accept the fact that some of those things aren’t healthy for you.  No wonder they can’t understand what it would be like to diet WITHOUT their favorite indulgence.  Even if it’s just an allergy.  I’ve been allergic to milk my entire life and if I had a nickle for every time someone expressed to me how  DREADFULLY AWFUL  it would be to live without dairy, I would probably have several hundred dollars.

It’s always puzzled me when someone told me I was crazy and they would “die” without milk.  In my mind I always reply, “Ya but if you were allergic to it, you’d “die” if you DID have dairy!”

What do you do in these situations?  Do you have any helpful advice or tips for how to handle awkward or uncomfortable meal situations?  Have you ever BEEN in an awkward meal situation?  I’m doing “part 2″ of this continuing series on Thursday and I would love to get your feedback and advice!  Leave your stories in the comments below!




Chia Pumpkin Granola


Every morning, all I can think of is getting a big bowl full of crunchy delicious granola.  Granola is just what your body craves in the morning.  All those nuts and grains are so much healthier for you than any of those sugary cereals you could be eating instead.  When I went gluten-free, every breakfast cereal I bought seemed to LOADED with sugar!  Naturally sugar is something I’m trying to avoid even more so than gluten, so after a few weeks of becoming highly discouraged with outrageous prices on granola, I decided there HAD to be a better option.


I honestly wish I could take the credit for my discovery, but the husby is actually the one who bought me this cookbook on a whim that had a recipe in there for homemade granola.  It looked easy enough, so I tried it.

My first attempt was a total flop!  I would not be beaten though!  I just knew there had to be a way to create yummy healthy granola that wouldn’t hurt my wallet, would be healthy for me, not have gobs and gobs of sugar, and was relatively easy to make.

After much experimenting, numerous tests and failed batches of soggy oats, I eventually came up with this incredibly tasty recipe for success!  I make a batch every IMG_0247

Saturday and it lasts the husby and I all the way to the weekend!  We love heaping up a nice big bowl in the morning topped off with our favorite fruit.  It’s great because you get the protein you need, but you don’t get the heavy stomach feeling from eating fried eggs and sausage!

I have actually found that I feel LESS hungry before lunch and sometimes I forget to eat lunch ENTIRELY because my stomach is so satisfied with this.  Seems so crazy to me that just a year ago I was eating eggs on toast every morning and I felt LESS satisfied and had more cravings than I do with the granola!

I’m so excited about this recipe that I hope everyone gives it at least a week’s worth of trying.  Just give it a shot and then tel me how you feel in the comments below!

To start out you’ll need:
  • 5 cups rolled oats
  • 2 1/2 cups dried flaked coconut (I prefer Bob’s Red Mill flaked over the shredded because it gives more texture to the granola and does not have added sugar.)
  • 3 cups raw unsalted cashews (you can also do sliced almonds if you don’t have a nut allergy.)
  • 1 cup ground flax seed
  • 1 cup chia seeds or 1 cup flax seeds
  • 1/2 tsp sea salt
  • 1 cup maple syrup
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 2 tablespoons coconut oil
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1 tablespoon pumpkin spice


Preheat your oven to 275 degrees F.  Then start off by mixing all the dry ingredients together in a large mixing bowl.  Make sure they are well mixed, otherwise your flax-seed flour may clump together once you pour in the liquid ingredients.


Combine the maple syrup, water, coconut oil, and vanilla extract.  I had EXACTLY the right amount of maple syrup, and since I was trying to save myself on dish duty for the day, I just mixed it up in my maple syrup jar.  Otherwise I would shake it all together in a little blender bottle.  You could just use your blender, but I find it to be a bigger mess than it’s really worth.


Once your liquids are all mixed together, pour it in and mix it all up!  This is where it starts to make sense why you would need a big bowl for this recipe.  These little flax seeds, or chia seeds will go ALL OVER your kitchen counter and floor if you give them the chance!  So mix CAREFULLY and make sure everything is well coated.

I suggest mixing it until it starts to become heavy and clump together because once you put it in the oven, the maple syrup mixture is what gives it that fun crunchy texture.


This is also where some people say to throw in dried fruit, but I just find adding it this early makes for either soggy granola, or burnt dried fruit. So in my humble opinion, just wait till later.

Once you have it all mixed up, you’re going to want to line two baking sheets with parchment paper.  I’ve also done it with wax paper, but every once in a while I’ll decide to use agave nectar instead of maple syrup and I find that wax paper and agave have a messy relationship and usually ends in me pealing wax paper out of my granola.


Evenly divide your granola between your two pans and spread out evenly.  You’re going to want it to cook evenly, but spreading it out flat will actually make it lock in the moisture so I like to roughly spread it around and leave a few areas thinner than others.


Bake in oven for 45 minutes, then take out, stir on the baking pans, and spread evenly again.  Continue to bake for an additional 30-40 minutes, until crisp and beginning to color.  Sometimes I’ll even go to about 50 minutes until I see the coconut flakes burning on the edges.  It all depends on how crispy you like your granola!




  • 5 cups rolled oats
  • 2 1/2 cups dried flaked coconut (I prefer Bob’s Red Mill flaked over the shredded because it gives more texture to the granola and does not have added sugar.)
  • 3 cups raw unsalted cashews (you can also do sliced almonds if you don’t have a nut allergy.)
  • 1 cup ground flaxseed
  • 1 cup chia seeds or 1 cup flax seeds
  • 1/2 tsp sea salt
  • 1 cup maple syrup
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 2 tablespoons coconut oil
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1 tablespoon pumpkin spice


  1. Preheat the oven to 275 degrees F.  Line a large baking sheet with parchment paper.
  2. In a large bowl, combine all the dry ingredients and mix well.
  3. In a shaker, combine all the liquids and shake well.  (It should turn frothy.)
  4. Pour the liquid mixture over the dry mixture and mix until it begins to clump together.
  5. Pour the mixture onto the prepared baking sheet and spread out into an even layer.
  6. Bake in preheated oven for about 45 minutes, then stir well and spread out again into an even layer.  Continue to bake for an additional 30-40 minutes (50 if you like it crispy and toasted like me!)
  7. Stir in any dried fruit of your choice and enjoy!



Loaded Sweet Potato Fries + Loaded with life!

Oh ya… I have a blog. 


Ok I swear I haven’t forgotten about, but in my honest defense, it’s been a super crazy time!  Between moving, resigning from my teaching position at a school that closed shortly thereafter, and getting a job as the new FACS teacher in a small town 30 min away from my new place of residence… it’s been SUPER busy!  I was fully intending to keep up with, but fully restarting my career has sort of made it difficult to keep up on anything that’s not work-related, moving-related, or house keeping-related!

But enough about my excuses!  I’m back!  Things are going very well for me actually.  I’m LOVING my new job as the FACS teacher!  It’s awesome that I get to share my passion about health and nutrition with young minds.  It is so much fun, and their energy and enthusiasm for life just lights me up!

My diet has been good, but has also added an new element to the W2EWYCEA list.  I have recently decided to go sugar-free.  Now I’m not talking about switching over to splenda, or substituting coconut sugar, I’m talking about cutting out any unnecessary added sugars completely.  I was inspired by the movie “Fed Up.”  It’s a documentary about the American consumption of sugar.  It’s absolutely fascinating and really made me consider if most of my health issues stem from the fact that I’ve been raised on too many processed foods that are contaminated with horrendous amounts of added sugar.  So the rule is: No sugar except for three times a year.  Birthday, Christmas, and Valentines day.  I can’t eat sugar the day before or after that holiday, even if I have leftovers.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “Well you’re not really going off sugar if you’re still eating it 3 times a year!”  I’d beg to differ.  If you consider the fact that added sugars are found in items as simple as ketchup, granola bars, yogurt, and preggo pesto sauce, consider how many processed foods you eat in a week that aren’t so called “sugary.”  I’m cutting all of those out from my daily diet.  I’m anticipating that by the time Christmas comes around, I will have become so used to NOT having sugar, that my pallet simply will not be able to handle the large amounts of sugary treats it was once able to.

So yes.  Sugar-free will now be added to that crazy mix.  I thought this was going to be harder especially now that I’m around sugary foods every day with my cooking class.  Now that’s not to say I’m teaching only the unhealthy recipes, but with kids, you’re teaching them the basics.  This means that instead of making homemade quinoa gf pasta, they buy it.  Instead of using cashew Alfredo sauce, they make it with milk and other similar ingredients.  Naturally the school has no intention of purchasing free-range chickens for all 195 or my students… I could go on but I think you get the picture.  I figure if I can at least give them the skills to cook for themselves, I’ve done some good.

Anyway, back to sugar.  Unfortunately I’m afraid to say the “sugar-free” portion might be replacing the “paleo” section of this website.  I have found that for me, beans and legumes seem to be just fine.  However, I still wholeheartedly agree with the other parts of the paleo diet.  I’m just taking a side path to health.  We’ll see how it goes, and if it’s a complete flop, I guess I’ll go back to paleo!

Well considering this post has turned out to be far longer than I originally intended, I guess I’ll just wrap up by summing up.

I’m back and better than ever!  I go jogging every morning for 40 min.  I’m totally seasick (as in: I desperately miss the sea)! I’m going off sugar, and I’m ready to be back and revamp my website!

As for these tantalizing sweet potato fries I’ve lured you with, here is the recipe!


  • 5 medium sweet potatoes
  • coconut oil
  • seasoning salt
  • 1/2 tsp paprika
  • 1/4 tsp chili powder
  • add in your other favorite seasonings!


  1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees.
  2. Line a sheet tray with parchment. In a large bowl toss sweet potatoes with just enough oil to coat.
  3. Sprinkle with seasoning salt, chili powder and paprika. Spread sweet potatoes in single layer on prepared baking sheet, being sure not to overcrowd.
  4. Bake until sweet potatoes are tender and golden brown. Take them out every 20 minutes to flip them with a spatula and spread them around again. I like mine sort of crispy so I usually leave them in till they’ve dried on the edges.
  5. Top it off with our favorite ground turkey sausage (or as I prefer, some vegan ground sausage), tomatoes, mashed avocado (or homemade guacamole) sour cream ( I get the Toffuti sour cream at my local health store), and whatever other topings you so desire!

I’ve used this everal times for dinner and the husby always eats it right up!  Filling and delicious!


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10 Pounds Healthier

It’s a New Year… It’s a new Dr.’s appointment.  

I usually try to leave my blog as food-related as possible and keep away from personal posts, but this just seemed like an appropriate time to share another tid-bit of my journey.

The New Year is here, and it seems as though everyone is cracking down on their new diets, new fitness plans, and new whatever-resolutions.  In fact, I’ve been guilty of mocking all the excessive equipment sales, and the product placement of new energy drinks and get-fit-quick solutions that all the stores and media seem to be saturating us with.  Poking fun at the idea that just because it’s a “New Year” means that anything is going to change.  I’m a firm believer that once a (fill in the blank with your current weakness- mine’s a chocolate pudding addiction), always a (example: chocolate pudding addict).  I feel that people get on the bandwagon, try out the latest craze in dieting, and after a few days (and if they’re really head strong- weeks) they’ll give up and go back to their old habits.

Old habits die hard.

I feel a person has to be truly committed to something, as well as have a very convincing reason, for doing something in order to reach their goal.  Take my marathon for example.  Hardest 26.2 miles of my life!  But I had a determination and a reason.  My best friend and running pal had recently passed away from cancer.  I ran each and every stretch of that race for her.  That was the only thing that kept me going after the rain, hail, snow and sleet that occurred on that day.  I wasn’t about to let a bit of bad weather slow me down!  Nope.  She deserved better than that!

That is the sort of determination I believe needs to be behind every goal if it is going to be achieved.  So “What does this have to do with the title of my post?”  you might be wondering.  Exactly this- This journey has been difficult.  Harder than I could have ever imagined.  There were times when I literally was so sick and tired of eating the way that I eat that I honestly just wanted to throw in the towel.  I wanted to just forget about it and let them stick tubes in me and shove pills down my throat.  I’ll be honest, this way of living is HARD!  It’s not all cherries and cupcakes.  (Unless of course you’re about to eat my gf, vegan, cupcakes that is!)  When you’re living like I do, you don’t see results “instantly” like you would from any of those get-fit-quick gimmicks I spoke of earlier.  It comes slow.  So slow, you don’t even notice it until you slip up and eat something you shouldn’t.

These past 5 years have been a journey.  One that I wasn’t even sure I was winning until today.  Today was my 6 month checkup with my diabetics specialist and to be honest, I was a bit nervous.  I mean after all, the last visit ended in him telling me to go gluten-free, low-glycemic and everything else I was already doing!  I had no idea if I would get something entirely new thrown on me!

I sat in the highly uncomfortable squishy doctor’s waiting room chair nervously and heard the patient next to me complain about how much trouble he was in for gaining 13 pounds over the holiday break.  Rapid weight gain is a sign of insufficient insulin in the cells for people with insulin-resistance.  It ultimately means you are not eating, or exercising right and if those two things don’t help/fix it, then usually patients have to result in hard medications so their pancreas doesn’t wear down and they develop type 2 diabetes.

“Sheesh!” I thought to myself, “I totally forgot to factor in the holidays!  I’m sure I gained a decent amount of weight too!

I nervously thought back to all the treats I’d made (though on my diet) and the few tidbits here or there where I slipped up.

“This sets me back at least another 6 months!” The patient to my right exclaimed.

“Jessica?”  the nurse called me back.

After a few routine tests, and the usual nurse small talk, I was left to my own devices.  I frantically pulled out my smartphone and starting searching for the best work-out routines, and recipe plans for the upcoming week.  Texting anyone who was currently online for any form of distraction I could think of.  I swear I was sweating like a pig by the time Doc burst in with a giant smile and a firm handshake.  I could feel my own timidness trembling inside his own sturdy hands.

“Well Jessica,” he said looking down at the test results from the nurse, “you’ve lost 10 pounds over the holiday break!”

We both looked at each other with shock and awe.

“That’s really impressive!”

I was floored.  I usually don’t make it a point to constantly check and log my weight, so this really was news to me.  He proceeded to review my other test results and to make a long story short, all systems were go!  This is the first time I’ve had significant success in my entire 5 year process.  He seemed thoroughly impressed and told me to just “Keep up whatever it is that you’re doing, cause it’s working!”

I felt like I was floating on air as I walked out of the building and into my car.  All I could think is, “I’m making progress.  I’m getting better.  This is great news!” I could have burst into tears.  The knowledge that I was getting better without the use of hard medications was almost overwhelming.

The gift of good health is good news.  This year, give yourself the gift of a healthy body.  Give it as a gift to yourself for Christmas 2014.  Yes I know that’s a whole year away, but results take TIME.  Good health takes PATIENCE.  Don’t you dare look at yourself in the mirror and say “I’m not worth it.”  “I’m not thin enough.”  “I’m too lumpy/plumpy/round or fat.”  I hate that word. “Fat.”  Let’s make that a swear word.  You are not “fat!”  (Pardon my language), you are beautiful!  You know why?  Because you are a battling your own challenges, fighting your own fights, and even living your own life.  You are you.   That makes you beautiful.

No I haven’t LOST 10 pounds, I’ve GAINED knowledge about my health that took 5 years to acquire.

Next time you go to that party and that dessert table looks like it might just crawl it’s way right into your mouth, you just think to yourself, “Nope.  Not today.  Today I’m going to be 1 cupcake healthier.”   “Today I’m going to be 1 mile walk healthier.”  “Tomorrow I’m going to be 1 more hour of sleep healthier.”

Give yourself the gift of a healthy life.  It’s worth it.  Even if it takes years to get there.